Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
"Sometimes, I just have to let her win, because losing the argument is easier than losing her."
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane